Originates from the Nerd god Noobicus, the Nerd God of Suck. Noobicus went through his life sucking at everything he attempted until eventually he sucked at breathing and died. His believed followers (everyone that sucked at everything) were called Noobites. This was then shortened in the 21st century by modern day Nerds to Noobs. This was then later changed to n00b in the Age of the COD.
It has come to my attention that I’ve gotten quite a few followers lately. To all of my new followers welcome. Us nerds finally have a voice.
~Your Friendly Nerd